Dogs are annoying

Meet Forest. He is a 15 week old Labrador puppy who now lives in our house and chews our feet.

In what I am describing as a sustained and focussed campaign of bullying and emotional manipulation, we now have this cute little jackass in our house. He is very sweet and very annoying, and he looks so similar to Sudo; I think we're going to get along just fine. He is called Forest because the name given to him by his previous owner was "Foster" but you can't adopt a dog and call it Foster.

Now, to remember all the things I hadn't missed about having a dog.