Jake's getting a new tattoo.

Serious, this phone has got me addicted to taking photos.

In which Charlotte opens her long-awaited birthday present.

No-one believes me when I say that mushrooms are evil. They look nice, sure, but they've got the tex

So, apparently having a dog in public is basically equal to walking down the street with the dog and

I have the best mum. I don't often talk about family or anything like that for no reason really. I j

But not a holiday. Rough day. Lucky for me I have a cute dog and wife to cheer me up when everyt

It's only Adam Fucking Wintle. Never heard of him? Me either.

Drunken portraits!

I both love and hate this. It's a great way to get closure after an event, the outcome of which has

You can get vegetarian sushi, which is pretty awesome. I never had sushi before; the idea of raw fis

I know tilt-shift is going the way of HDR, but I'm always fashionably late to the game. We

I'm misplaced. That woman has no trousers on. That guy spent too long doing his hair. The music I li

Event photographers are like parasites. They get in your peripheral vision with their flashes and th

If you're wondering how I feel about my latest purchase, my SC-29 off-camera-flash-enabler, it looks

Jake and Lynn came round. Lynn is camera-shy; Jake doesn't have a choice.

It's fun to purposefully mislead people; luckily, conversation is a great vessel for this. As well

There's a highly stylish installation in Leamington called "The Spring". Pretentious, conceptual pie