Unsettling evidence of aging

I'm misplaced. That woman has no trousers on. That guy spent too long doing his hair. The music I like is too loud. I spat in someone's ear trying to tell them I couldn't hear them. £7 for whiskey?! I don't pee in gutters. Don't put that picture on Facebook. Charlotte's probably in bed by now. I can't be bothered to walk home, but I'm not paying for a taxi.

Just a few of the criticisms.