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I don't normally make a huge fuss of my birthday. It's just another day, really. That is, however, a

Last night we watched the Last ever Nicholas Cage movie I'll ever

if I went round saying I was emperor, because some moistened bint threw a scimitar at me; they'd loc

Just got back from seeing Up. Greatest animated movie I've ever seen. Bar none. I have no idea how

I was always going to watch this movie. Against my better judgement, I had to. The first was one of

Getting post is great; except for when it's bills. It's nearly always bills, or some fucker claimi

(everything I hoped + 1 Rhino teddy) * awesome = Bolt

I often find myself tweeting song lyrics or lines from movies or, well, lines from anything really.

We are nothing if not a product of all of our best and worst memories, right? Eternal Sunshine is on

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