Love Post? Lovefilm.

Getting post is great; except for when it's bills. It's nearly always bills, or some fucker claiming you owe them money, or inviting you to be in a free prize draw, or a takeaway menu. It's never good stuff, unless you're expecting it.

What I like about Lovefilm is it's a benevolent little package that lands on your doormat that isn't a bank statement or council tax. It's an hour or two of enjoyment, that you didn't have to go and get. It's the modern-day equivalent of a stork (or something).

I haven't used my camera in ages. There is no excuse.