Blah blah camera blah.

Fame beckons. Maybe one day this will be as big as those guys who post other people's photos. Doubt it, though.

Food is awesome. Charlotte is the bestest cooker ever.

Pubs.

Yes.

Tuesday. Fucking Tuesday.

Pass the popcorn.

Fucking broccoli.

Food, glorious food. Love/hate it.

We gettin' druunk.

Move along.

Beggar.

Blah blah blah alcohol and foods and a dog with loads of tennis balls.

Masterchef was amazing this year, amirite? Tim deserved to win, but those burgers can fuck off. Just look at this!

Don't ever eat these things. Seriously, they're the worst.

Cake!

Pancakes.

Just because I hate eating most vegetables, doesn't mean I don't appreciate how pretty they can look!

Pancakes are one of your five-a-day, right?

Doughnuts; devil's food.