You call those burgers, Tim?

Time for some nostalgia. When in sixth form, my friends and I used to go on little jaunts all round Evesham to get various things, but mostly to affirm our freedom and waste petrol. One recurring jaunt was a terrible culinary gauntlet, involving a trip to Burger King followed by a visit to McDonalds. We would purchase a large XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger meal, milkshake and 20 chicken nuggets to consume in the common room. It was filth.

I have since learned, that such disgusting food is perfect for hangovers. Well, ladies and gents, today I have a doozy, so my small, fond trip down memory lane has resulted in this monstrosity (that Charlotte can never find out about). It's the meat and milkshake-free (milkshakes actually gross me out most of the time, these days) equivalent of aforementioned gastronomic masochism.

That's 10 Quorn Chicken Nuggets, 4 rashers of Quorn Smoky Bacon, 2 Quorn Burgers, 2 slices of Gross, Light (because, y'know, you've got to watch your health) Sainsbury's Plastic Cheese and this new Heinz ketchup with balsamic vinegar that tastes [exactly the same as] normal ketchup. It was great, but now I feel worse