Word analysis

Language is a really good thing. You can use it to express yourself in all sorts of different ways. Recently, I surpassed 60,000 tweets on Twitter. That is a lot of drivel.

I looked at my top 10 most-used words (filtered against common words, because number one by miles is "i", which is boring and predictable), and they weren't terribly surprising. All love and positivity and optimism. I am known for my positivity and optimism.

going (1796) love (1690) much (1364) thing (1300) something (1293) need (1271) great (1194) right (1163) fucking (1130) still (1095)

What makes for more interesting reading (if we're being generous), is the list of words I have only used once.

Observe:

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