Next year I want to review every vegetarian and vegan Pigs-in-Blankets product. This year we have had some great crisps from Tesco and M&S, and some lovely actual fake Pigs in Blankets from Sainsbury's. Next year I want to make it official, and do as many different products as I can.

I have noticed in 2021, we're beginning to see an increase in the American tradition of sausage wrapped in pastry/croissant/bread, and this is not acceptable. For a country that largely treats bacon as a religion, substituting it for pastry at such an important time of year is tantamount to heresy and I will not stand for it.