Internet, meet Fiona

Fiona is hilarious. This might be my favourite little outburst recently, and it's totally in context, but I thought it was so funny I had to put it somewhere.

You should definitely follow her on Twitter, because she's full of gems like this!

Fiona Dean i fell down the stairs when i was little Fiona Dean it taught me never to be a slut Fiona Dean because i had my mums heels on Fiona Dean and i headbutted the radiator Fiona Dean whilst reading one of those jesus books that had stickers in Fiona Dean iremember it like yesterday Fiona Dean the heels were chinesey white silk and chunky Fiona Dean and i just flew