Playing with Mario Kart 8 Data

We've got a bit of a Mario Kart 8 league going at Buffalo. We almost exclusively play 200cc Mushrooms Only, and it's getting pretty competitive. We decided to keep an Elo-powered leaderboard going to see who's doing the best, but we capture a lot of data such as track, weapons, engine ratings so over time we should be able to see who's best at 200cc, who's best at Frantic (fuck Frantic) et cetera.

Apropos of almost nothing, these are the current position averages for each track in the game.

Track Player Position/Mean
Animal Crossing Max 2.5
Animal Crossing Jasper 2.714285714
Animal Crossing Charlie 6.285714286
Animal Crossing Mélanie 7
Animal Crossing Hugo 8.75
Baby Park (GCN) Max 2
Baby Park (GCN) Jasper 3.428571429
Baby Park (GCN) Charlie 3.857142857
Baby Park (GCN) Mélanie 5
Baby Park (GCN) Hugo 6
Big Blue Jasper 1.714285714
Big Blue Charlie 3.428571429
Big Blue Max 3.5
Big Blue Hugo 6.666666667
Bone Dry Dunes Charlie 1.75
Bone Dry Dunes Jasper 1.75
Bone Dry Dunes Max 2.666666667
Bone Dry Dunes Hugo 5.25
Bowser's Castle Jasper 1.3
Bowser's Castle Charlie 2.5
Bowser's Castle Max 3.285714286
Bowser's Castle Hugo 8.571428571
Bowser's Castle Mélanie 9.5
Cheep Cheep Beach (DS) Jasper 1.166666667
Cheep Cheep Beach (DS) Max 2.111111111
Cheep Cheep Beach (DS) Charlie 3.083333333
Cheep Cheep Beach (DS) Hugo 3.875
Cheep Cheep Beach (DS) Mélanie 5
Cheese Land (GBA) Jasper 1.25
Cheese Land (GBA) Charlie 4.5
Cheese Land (GBA) Max 6
Cheese Land (GBA) Hugo 11.33333333
Cheese Land (GBA) Mélanie 12
Cloudtop Cruise Max 2
Cloudtop Cruise Charlie 3
Cloudtop Cruise Jasper 3.333333333
Cloudtop Cruise Hugo 6
DK Jungle (3DS) Jasper 1.333333333
DK Jungle (3DS) Charlie 2.833333333
DK Jungle (3DS) Max 2.833333333
DK Jungle (3DS) Hugo 7.25
Dolphin Shoals Jasper 1.8
Dolphin Shoals Max 3.25
Dolphin Shoals Charlie 5.6
Dolphin Shoals Hugo 8.25
Donut Plains 3 (SNES) Max 2
Donut Plains 3 (SNES) Jasper 2.666666667
Donut Plains 3 (SNES) Charlie 8.333333333
Donut Plains 3 (SNES) Hugo 9
Donut Plains 3 (SNES) Mélanie 11
Dragon Driftway Charlie 2.428571429
Dragon Driftway Jasper 2.714285714
Dragon Driftway Max 3
Dragon Driftway Mélanie 3
Dragon Driftway Hugo 9.25
Dry Dry Desert (GCN) Jasper 1.6
Dry Dry Desert (GCN) Charlie 2.4
Dry Dry Desert (GCN) Max 2.4
Dry Dry Desert (GCN) Hugo 6.8
Electrodome Max 1.75
Electrodome Jasper 2.090909091
Electrodome Charlie 5.272727273
Electrodome Mélanie 7.666666667
Electrodome Hugo 7.833333333
Excitebike Arena Jasper 1.272727273
Excitebike Arena Max 2.857142857
Excitebike Arena Charlie 3.363636364
Excitebike Arena Hugo 5.875
Excitebike Arena Mélanie 6
Grumble Volcano (Wii) Jasper 1.857142857
Grumble Volcano (Wii) Max 2
Grumble Volcano (Wii) Charlie 2.571428571
Grumble Volcano (Wii) Hugo 6.6
Grumble Volcano (Wii) Mélanie 9.5
Hyrule Circuit Jasper 2
Hyrule Circuit Max 2.3
Hyrule Circuit Charlie 3.5
Hyrule Circuit Hugo 7
Hyrule Circuit Mélanie 12
Ice Ice Outpost Jasper 2
Ice Ice Outpost Max 2.666666667
Ice Ice Outpost Charlie 3.333333333
Ice Ice Outpost Hugo 5.75
Ice Ice Outpost Mélanie 10
Koopa City (3DS) Jasper 1.9
Koopa City (3DS) Max 3.8
Koopa City (3DS) Charlie 8.4
Koopa City (3DS) Mélanie 11
Koopa City (3DS) Hugo 11.42857143
Mario Circuit Jasper 1.5
Mario Circuit Max 2
Mario Circuit Charlie 3.444444444
Mario Circuit Hugo 6.833333333
Mario Circuit Mélanie 8.5
Mario Circuit (GBA) Jasper 2
Mario Circuit (GBA) Max 2
Mario Circuit (GBA) Charlie 3.333333333
Mario Circuit (GBA) Hugo 8.5
Mario Kart Stadium Jasper 2.4
Mario Kart Stadium Charlie 3.2
Mario Kart Stadium Max 3.375
Mario Kart Stadium Mélanie 4
Mario Kart Stadium Hugo 5.6
Melody Motorway (3DS) Jasper 1.25
Melody Motorway (3DS) Max 2.666666667
Melody Motorway (3DS) Charlie 6
Melody Motorway (3DS) Hugo 10.5
Melody Motorway (3DS) Mélanie 12
Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) Jasper 1.142857143
Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) Charlie 2.142857143
Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) Max 3.2
Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) Hugo 3.857142857
Mount Wario Jasper 1.714285714
Mount Wario Max 2.666666667
Mount Wario Charlie 3.142857143
Mount Wario Hugo 8.571428571
Mute City Max 1.6
Mute City Jasper 2.333333333
Mute City Charlie 2.857142857
Mute City Hugo 8.166666667
Mute City Mélanie 11
Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) Charlie 2
Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) Jasper 2
Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) Max 2
Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) Hugo 8
Rainbow Road Max 1
Rainbow Road Jasper 2.25
Rainbow Road Charlie 3.5
Rainbow Road Hugo 10.75
Rainbow Road (N64) Jasper 1.888888889
Rainbow Road (N64) Charlie 2.777777778
Rainbow Road (N64) Max 2.857142857
Rainbow Road (N64) Hugo 5.5
Rainbow Road (SNES) Jasper 1.5
Rainbow Road (SNES) Max 1.571428571
Rainbow Road (SNES) Charlie 2.833333333
Rainbow Road (SNES) Hugo 5.666666667
Rainbow Road (SNES) Mélanie 9
Ribbon Road (GBA) Jasper 1.444444444
Ribbon Road (GBA) Max 2
Ribbon Road (GBA) Charlie 4.888888889
Ribbon Road (GBA) Mélanie 5.333333333
Ribbon Road (GBA) Hugo 8
Royal Raceway (N64) Jasper 1.25
Royal Raceway (N64) Max 2.666666667
Royal Raceway (N64) Charlie 4.5
Royal Raceway (N64) Hugo 8.3
Sherbet Land (GCN) Jasper 1
Sherbet Land (GCN) Max 2.333333333
Sherbet Land (GCN) Charlie 3.5
Sherbet Land (GCN) Mélanie 6.5
Sherbet Land (GCN) Hugo 6.666666667
Shy Guy Falls Jasper 1.666666667
Shy Guy Falls Max 2.25
Shy Guy Falls Charlie 3
Shy Guy Falls Hugo 10.4
Shy Guy Falls Mélanie 12
Sunshine Airport Jasper 1.1
Sunshine Airport Charlie 2.4
Sunshine Airport Max 2.6
Sunshine Airport Mélanie 4.333333333
Sunshine Airport Hugo 4.833333333
Super Bell Subway Jasper 2
Super Bell Subway Charlie 3.111111111
Super Bell Subway Max 3.285714286
Super Bell Subway Hugo 6.571428571
Super Bell Subway Mélanie 7.5
Sweet Sweet Canyon Jasper 2
Sweet Sweet Canyon Max 2.333333333
Sweet Sweet Canyon Charlie 4.222222222
Sweet Sweet Canyon Hugo 8.2
Sweet Sweet Canyon Mélanie 11.5
Thwomp Ruins Jasper 1.111111111
Thwomp Ruins Max 1.875
Thwomp Ruins Charlie 2.888888889
Thwomp Ruins Hugo 6.5
Tick Tock Clock (DS) Jasper 1.3
Tick Tock Clock (DS) Max 2.166666667
Tick Tock Clock (DS) Charlie 2.3
Tick Tock Clock (DS) Hugo 4
Tick Tock Clock (DS) Mélanie 5
Toad Harbour Jasper 1.6
Toad Harbour Charlie 2.3
Toad Harbour Max 2.857142857
Toad Harbour Hugo 3.571428571
Toad's Turnpike (N64) Charlie 1.75
Toad's Turnpike (N64) Max 3
Toad's Turnpike (N64) Jasper 4
Toad's Turnpike (N64) Hugo 6
Twisted Mansion Jasper 2.666666667
Twisted Mansion Max 3
Twisted Mansion Charlie 4
Twisted Mansion Mélanie 6.333333333
Twisted Mansion Hugo 6.571428571
Wario Stadium (DS) Jasper 1
Wario Stadium (DS) Max 3
Wario Stadium (DS) Charlie 3.25
Wario Stadium (DS) Mélanie 7
Wario Stadium (DS) Hugo 11.66666667
Wario's Gold Mine (Wii) Jasper 1.2
Wario's Gold Mine (Wii) Charlie 2.4
Wario's Gold Mine (Wii) Max 2.666666667
Wario's Gold Mine (Wii) Hugo 8
Water Park Jasper 1.222222222
Water Park Max 1.75
Water Park Charlie 3
Water Park Hugo 5.875
Wild Woods Max 1.75
Wild Woods Jasper 2.2
Wild Woods Charlie 4.4
Wild Woods Hugo 7.666666667
Wild Woods Mélanie 8
Yoshi Circuit (GCN) Jasper 1.625
Yoshi Circuit (GCN) Mélanie 3
Yoshi Circuit (GCN) Max 3.4
Yoshi Circuit (GCN) Charlie 3.875
Yoshi Circuit (GCN) Hugo 10.33333333
Yoshi Valley (N64) Jasper 1.375
Yoshi Valley (N64) Max 1.75
Yoshi Valley (N64) Charlie 3.25
Yoshi Valley (N64) Hugo 5.5
Yoshi Valley (N64) Mélanie 6