I've got a new bed!

That's it. I've spent too much time with a cake in my hand moaning that I'm getting fat[ter]. Time

But not a holiday. Rough day. Lucky for me I have a cute dog and wife to cheer me up when everyt

Hang from washing line. Steal nuts.

I'm not sure if the inadvertant property invalidates genius, maybe "a stroke of luck" would be a bet

Fatass.

Yes; seven weeks, yes; too young to be out, yes; it's kinda my responsibility to point it out, no; I

Amelie needed a change of scenery, so she made the risky move from the top of my right speaker to my

Cute? Pain.

We understand why it's called fighting like cats and dogs.

Sudo is now 16.5 weeks, and he's changed so much. He's super clever, and so energetic. Walking is mu

Another stupid iPhone photos post. Tasteful interior at puppy classes. Amelie usually stands on m

It's nearly scary how much better-behaved he's getting. If we're in the kitchen with him (still don'

In lieu of my relinquishing social networks, I'm going to try blogging more frequently. If nothing e

Toilet training is getting SO much better this week. He's getting good at finding a door and sit

Some people will meme anything. It's quite staggering how much he changes, even on a daily basis.

Everyone loves puppies (apart from you, Jem) and, as such, people (ok, I) tend to forget just how mu

We want another cat. Amelie is basically petrified of everything, so we figure we can introduce he

I feel like less of a tool wandering round taking photos when I'm with someone who's also brandishin

There are snails everywhere today. Some of them have these cool, tiger-like markings on them. Odd